Given up on life A hopless, washed up mess Just a cowboy stripper Payed to get undressed I win the ladies´hearts With that “bang bang” part I am Future Bart Lisa´s in the Whitehouse And I´m in Margaritaville She´s the goddamn president And I live with Ralph still My future´s looking dark It did right from the start I am Future Bart I wash myself – with a rag on a stick Help me dear father Oh no what have I done? My parent´s shame I was their only son You´ll find my cold dead heart Inside the Kwik-E Mart I am Future Bart