She spat right into my hand Then she ran off I´ll never wash it again Me, I was only ten She taught me all about Labna And how to waltz on the loungeroom floor She was the girl from next door I don´t believe it but now my pants are chaffing me She led me up to the treehouse All dolled up And told me that I´m not the one Turns out it´s Dr Tongue Watching on from the staircase I heard all the words that were said on the couch Turning my heart inside out… I don´t believe it but now my pants are chaffing me Moe´s got a knife and I think he wants blood now he´s chasing me I don´t believe it but now my pants are chaffing me