Dr. Colossus Lyrics

Album: The Dank

Wrongfully imprisoned

For the wrong crime it would seem

Wrongfully released

When someone wrongfully came clean

Engaging my Colosso-Boots

I swiftly hit my head

As the prison door swung open

And this is what he said:

“Colossus, you are free to go

But stay away from Death Mountain”

My goggles round and yellow

My skin a bluish hue

I´m always in a lab coat

Supervillian´s work to do

I had a love named Stacy

She divorced me once we wed

A supervillains life

Is somewhere she would never tread

I lost my wife

to a doll with gender roll issues

she taught me right

she told me one thing

she said…

“Colossus, you are free to go

But stay away from Death Mountain”