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I have a friend named Udde and he fucking wears a hat

He fingers his own ass and has a crush on his cat

His girlfriend tells him to stop but he doesn't give a fuck

Cause as long as Udde's happy, his cat is forced to suck

Now, Udde's girlfriend doesn't like how Udde lives his life

But she should shut her fucking trap if she want to be his wife

Now, everybody knows what stupidity's rewarded with

Old fashion anal sex & cup cakes