I have a friend named Udde and he fucking wears a hat
He fingers his own ass and has a crush on his cat
His girlfriend tells him to stop but he doesn't give a fuck
Cause as long as Udde's happy, his cat is forced to suck
Now, Udde's girlfirend doesn't like how Udde lives his life
But she should shut her fucking trap if she want to be his wife
Now, everybody knows what stupidity's rewarded with
Old fashion anal sex & cup cakes
