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Long ago and far away

There was a man who had a quest

He had a quest to free his land

From the dark dragons curse

All the people lived in fear

No-one dared to fight the Beast

The dragon kidnapped princess Fair

And the king was full of grief

The catcher in the rye a man so strong and brave

He stared the dragon in it's eye.....Die!

He was a brave man, he fought all alone

He was a brave man, save the princess from the dragons lair

In the forest Faustenslay

A fire burning in the night

One man stares into the flames

Solid thoughts, gains his strength

At dawn he left Faustenslay

Heading north to mount Astray

He begun his search for the lair

Wield his axe to save the princess Fair

So at last he met the Beast

So huge, he shit in his armour

He tried to to split the Beast in half

Bad luck, cut his own head off

The dragon raped princess Fair

Spread his seed all over her face

She felt love at first fuck

They lived happily after