INT. MORDHAUS TRAINING AREA. TRAINING
A dark sting while we land on JOMFRU scowling at the band.
CFO watches Dethklok train. Shooting lasers at targets, many misfires.
[CFO]
We are running out of time. You’ve trained and you’ve been primed. But before we send you out into the night. Accept these gifts, these munitions. They will aide your dark missions. Use them with your power and your might.
The band is crowded around Jomfru is a JAMES BONDIAN display of unique weapons. Jomfru displays each weapon as it is listed.
[JOMFRU]
Laser shooting lyric pen. Poison dart drum stick. Razor wire guitar strings. Bass pick throwing star. Hot Topic gift card. . . that combined with a polymer will explode.
[ISHNIFUS]
As the prophecy foretold the DOOMSTAR has been born. And you all will be endowed with a power known to none. The Deth lights are within you all waiting to be woken. And when the five are united the evil will be broken.
Ishnifus sits with Nathan in their own room.
[ISHNIFUS (CONT’D)]
I know that you doubt yourself but you don’t have to worry because we believe in you.
He gestures to the rest of Dethklok looking lost. Nathan listens. He is affected by this.
[ISHNIFUS (CONT’D)]
Oh they already see you as a leader and you can carry them into glory but it’s all up to you you you. You may not know you have the power but it’s very clear to me. The closer you are to your brother the stronger you will be
Pull back to show the rest of Dethklok listening.
[SKWISGAAR AND PICKLES]
Stop using that word ‘brother’ it’s weird to me.
[DETHKLOK]
(ad-libbed agreement)
The camera pans across the room to reveal a furious JOMFRU. Who wheels closer to the band pointing at them.
[JOMFRU]
How dare you? You should be ashamed of yourselves. This is blasphemous what you say. He is your family and he is your heart.
[MURDERFACE]
But when you say that it feels so very gay.
[JOMFRU]
You must understand that if I had my brother alive, the strength I would have. But you don’t you’re all selfish bastards and you make me sick to my stomach-
The following will be a literal account of the lyrics including The Jomfru brothers a kids, growing up. His brother helping after a car accident crushed his legs. Them at Dethklok shows together.
[JOMFRU (CONT’D)]
Because I do it all for my brother. Yes my heart still burns for you. Oh I’d wheel into battle if it meant one more moment with you but it’s too late you know that it’s true.
The following will be a duet with a Ghosted image of Edgar’s dead brother.
[JOMFRU AND BROTHER]
I’ll live for you and I’ll die for you. And I’ll love for you and I’ll cry for you.
Pull back to see KLOKATEERS SINGING marching in solidarity. We see a shosted Magnus singing along as he looks at old Dethklok photos, a younger ASSASSIN sings along too with a ghosted image of his younger brother (from the searching sequence). The fans join in too waving flags. (Yeah, It’s the end of Les Mis).
[ALL]
Do it all for my brother do it all. (4x)
A dark sting as the lights shift dramatically.
[NATHAN]
Enough of this. We’ve had as much as we can take of this brother stuff. We will go forth and rescue our BANDMATE as discussed.
[DETHKLOK]
(ad-libbed agreements)
Dethklok is about to leave.
