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INT. MORDHAUS- PRACTICE ROOM

Nathan sits playing a grand piano.

[NATHAN]

What is a hero? Who am I? I’m a simple multi platinum rock star living a simple multi platinum life. I don’t know bout that crazy world. Just driving this A list mile. I’m just a filthy rich economic power and all that I need I buy. Oh, how can I be a hero when I’m just a Krillionarie. There ain’t no groupie blow job that can help me to prepare. How can I be a hero when I’m just a man that is larger than life. I’m just a tiny little miniscule superstar trying to get by. Well. . .

[PICKLES]

Maybe if we threw this life away we could learn to live a different way.

[MURDERFACE]

Oh. I’ll go back to school and get myself a degree in something fucking useless like psychology.

[SKWISGAAR]

I could get myself a wifes and leads a different lifes and hidesout in the bathroom and jack offs every night.

[PICKLES]

Start driving a hybrid. Brag dat I’m saving the planet.

[SKWISGAAR]

Quote SNL at works all days and acts likes it’s ad libs.

[NATHAN]

But if that’s the life of a regular jackoff I’d probably just kill myself. Yeah! How can I be a hero when my dick is big as a shoe? There ain’t no all access passes that will help me to get through. So many items on my back stage rider but there ain’t no bravery. I’m just the seventh top financial power but I’m little ol’ me!

[PICKLES]

How can I be a hero when I get everything for free?

[SKWISGAAR]

I screws mores girls dens Wilt Chamberlins I can proves it with my STDs.

[DETHKLOK]

How can I be a hero when we’re the world’s largest metal band.

[NATHAN]

I’ll never be a hero cause I’m better than everyone but I’m just a man. . . I’m afraid the answer is no. . .