We hear a drum beat and see creepy figures walking through the fog in the background.
[PICKLES]
Oh, what’s that sound?
[NATHAN]
It’s the sound of angry musicians congregating. We’ll have to fight out way through.
Very much like the THRILLER video but we substitute crappy angry musicians for Zombies. We zoom through a gauntlet of musicians between Dethklok and the practice space that we now recognize as the exterior of Toki and Abigail’s prison.
Nathan begins fighting. The band joins in but it doesn’t do too much. There are too many.
[PICKLES]
Looks like we’re not out yet. These musicians ain’t our friends. Obscure and broke they hate us for never helping them out.
[NATHAN]
They’re holding us back. We’re under attack. I can fight one or two. But not all of these dudes. We need a plan. There’s too many of ‘em. I can’t take em all. We gotta think like one of em.
[PICKLES]
Looks like they got us beat. Looks like we’ll meet defeat. What if we gave them no reason to hate us anymore.
[NATHAN]
Gimme the pen I’m gonna write a check so they can buy some groceries and pay the rent.
Nathan uses his laser lyric pen to write a check, A LIGHTENING BOLT- it transforms the dirty musician into a clean handsome man wearing white (ala Captain EO)
[SKWISGAAR]
Takes my strings you could probably use ems.
A LIGHTENING BOLT, A dirty man transforms into a guitar wielding dude in all white.
[PICKLES]
Take my sticks and play the drums
Same.
[MURDERFACE]
Take my pick and play the bass.
Same.
[NATHAN]
We’re gonna help you rock this place!
Pull back to show that Dethklok has transformed hordes of dirty musicians into positive handsome dudes and ladies. They all dance in unison.
[DETHKLOK]
The only way to- get on through you is given it back. Giving to you. We can’t beat you. But we can help you. It took some time to realize that we are just like you.
[PICKLES]
I can’t believe how good it feels to be giving to you, you’re giving back to me.
More fog rolls in. Dirty JUNKIE musicians crawl in, much more menacing than the others.
[NATHAN]
Oh no, we might’ve beat em, but these junkies, they need us to feed them. We need some drugs.
[PICKLES]
I don’t have none.
[SKWISGAAR]
Whats we gonna do?
[MURDERFACE]
Oh shit we’re fucked!
From out of nowhere we hear a familiar voice.
[DR ROCKZO]
Ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku cocaine!
Yes it’s Dr ROckzo holding a GARBAGE BAG filled with cocaine.
[DR ROCKZO (CONT’D)]
Ku ku I’ll fend em off. Ku ku you save yourselves.
Dethklok floats on a magical cloud over the badness and dances with the clean happy musicians over the rest of the song. rip of Xanadu and anything else thats wonderful and gay.
[DETHKLOK]
The only way to get on through you is given it back. Giving to you. We can’t beat you. But we can help you. It took some time to realize that we are just like you.
[PICKLES]
It feels so good. It feels so good. Yeah. Oh no no no no. It feeeeels so good. So good I’m giving to you.
