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MEOW!

What is this freakish sight?

What planet is this?

How am I to defeat the catwomen of earth?

Sacrificing your flesh

To look like a fucking Navi

Who taught you that was sexy?

Grow old gracefully

Plastic, feline face

Spells your fall from grace

A product of Hollywood greed

Prowling the streets to feed

My name is Dr. Katz

I'll tell you that you're fat

Just a little nip & tuck

Will make all the boys wanna fuck

You got the money, I got the knife

I can't believe I get paid

To carve your stupid face