Drunkest driver on the road
Rev it up lets snort some blow
Kill myself at super speed
Start the engine, do the deed
Open liquor in my car
Pregame on the way to the bar
Pouring rum into my maw
White boy twink giving me jaw
I, love drinking and driving (x4)
Drinking and driving every day
Behind the wheel and im fucking peeled
Household pets beneath my wheels
First born son in the backseat
Pedestrians failing to cross the street
One hands busy opening a beer
Other ones gripped trying hard to steer
Avoid the cops gotta keep the ruse
Can’t have peace while I booze and cruise
I, love drinking and driving (x4)
Drinking and driving every day
