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Tell me have you heard the news

Captain Bob he don't pay no dues

You know he's looking in my window

He's stepping on my toes

Don't want the truth

And it goes to show...

I got a joker up my sleeve

I know what to believe

It ain't right just because it's in black and white

Find yourself a hero

Treat him like a friend

You build him up and tear him down again

It don't hold a candle

Hold it to the light

Check it out is it wrong or right...

Is this the news of the world

It's just a pretty girl

She's all the news that's fit to print in black and white

Inside information

Taken down note by note

A silent footstep, that's all she wrote

Shit, that's all she wrote..

No need to worry

The baby's gone to bed

Dreaming dirty dreams in black and white and read...

Now I got nothing to fear

Is this the scoop of the year?

Headlines on my bathroom wall in black and white