Always taking to many shits Always eating all of it I fill my mouth with gobs of gore Until I can't eat shit anymore The art of farting, is why I'm starving, the art of farting I'm so hungry I just can't wait My stomach growls while I defecate Shitting-hunger sets in Laughing-in anticipation Eating-I lick my plate clean For the night my hunger is done, living off meals of human dung People think I am a disgrace when they see the shit on my face