So your saying there is a chance, I'm gonna shit my pants (cut the crap)
A lethal dose of rectal rash, now my scivs' gotta mustache
I put my mouth up to your tush
I can see the brown as you start to push
Like a boil I'm about to lance
Ignites the shit like fire ants
Same shit, different pants, assume the stance
Running short a poo paper, getting high on poo vapor
And when the roll is done, beyond, the rectal run
I peer down south, hairs pretty thick
Like a tootsie pop, it'll take a fucking lick
The scabs break free as I start to munch
Just like your fucking ass, your face will take a punch
Running short a poo paper, getting high on poo vapor
And when the roll is done, beyond, the rectal run
Past out drunk on the toilet, the shit just won't fit
Skid marks on my sack, they're brown and they're black