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In my line of work I change a diaper or two, it's total let down unless it's filled with poo

You don't want to find out who's really watching your kids

It's best not to know the one who's raiding the diaper bin

I check their diapers often in the hopes of being surprised

I get a huge erection if it's a decent size

If the kid has got diaper rash it really makes my week

I stop myself from licking it while fingering her meat

If I'm lucky enough to find a diaper bin

It's like playing a game in which I always win

I'll give you a bath when the job is nearly done

Destroying the evidence with a little fun

When your parents see the teeth marks, they'll ask how you got another

I'll probably act dumb and blame it on your brother

A lot of sitters work in the hopes of getting tips

But I will only work if the kid has got the shits

Background check on the babysitter!