Driving out to the forest In a busted up Beetle With this trip you’ll need florists Laying in the truck in fetal We’ve waited for your demise We’re so tired of all your lies Helping to plan your wake Too blind to see what’s at stake Dragging you out of the car All of this was such a bother We all knew you wouldn’t go far You’re a bitch like no other Where did your life go wrong Perhaps when you hit the bong Stood by your body so long Here I am, singing this song