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Oi

Fuck

Fuck you

Fuck you if you think that

Uhhhhhh

I ain't fucking metal enough

Fuck ahhhh

Poked myself in the fucking eye

Ahhhh you bastard

Fuck

Ahhhhh you fucking cunt

Cunt

Cunt

Oops

Wahey there it is bastard

(Puts on Municipal Waste hat)

Uh

WASTED!

Uhhhhhhhh

Fucking hell dude

Um

Tsk

Uhhhhhh

Yeah

If you're

If

If you

If you are

If you are getting into fucking metal

If you want to listen to some fucking metal

Um

One band I would

Uhhhhh

Really recro-

Ummmm

Re-com-mend

Is

Goat

G-O-A-T

Horn

H-O-R-N

Goat horn

Listen to goat horn motherfucker

Ahhhh

So I've got an issue

I can't go this way cos there's fences

And there's a horse there

And there's a horse there

Now if I go down there

I'm gonna get kicked in the fucking...

Alright I think I've actually kind of like... fucked up a little

British people always say that

You should come to the UK

For our...

Lovely cities and our green fields

But they never mention the fucking weather