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There's a time for tea

There's a time for a cake

There's a time for your ass to create a brown snake

Don't you be a hool

Just sit down and stool

Snakey wants to swim in your toilet-pool

Sit on your throne

and press this bone

Squeeze that snake

No aerosol fake

No pea soup or pile

You've got to shit with style

On everyone's face it's creating a smile

The morning lavatory's got brand-new quality

A Pretzel's shape is so ergonomically

Sit on your throne

and press this bone

Squeeze that snake

No aerosol fake

A sausage's perfection

Apart from all norms

Ready for dissection

The odour - still warm

No pea soup or pile

You've got to shit with style

On everyone's face it's creating a smile

The morning lavatory's got brand-new quality

A Pretzel's shape is so ergonomically

Sit on your throne

and press this bone

Squeeze that snake

No aerosol fake

Squeezing the package

Melting away

Avoid any damage

Your treasure to sway

Sit on your throne

and press this bone

The smell's so sweet

No assorted heap

This Pretzel shape

Shall be your fate

Drown in your pool

You horny hool

Love from your crack

A tasty ...

...smack!