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Tone deaf! I can’t play an instrument

Tone deaf! I can’t even sing

Tone deaf! I have to wear ear plugs

The noise makes my ears ring

They told me when i ws eleven

"you shouldn’t even bother to try.

You’ve got no musical ability."

And they weren’t telling a lie

Tone deaf! I’ve got no rhythm

Tone deaf! I’ve got no pitch

Tone deaf! I couldn’t hit an octave

If it meant that i’d get rich

All i can do is shout

Louder and faster than most

That’s what i do for a living

Traveling coast to coast

Tone deaf! I don’t have good meter

Tone deaf! I dan’t sing tremolo

Tone deaf! I’ve got poor register

You won’t hear me sing falsetto

No, i can’t hit those high notes

And i can’t go real low

All in all, i’m tone deaf

And everyone tells me so

Tone deaf!