I'm home from school I'm here to stay I'll take it easy again today Ain't gonna work, don't need no pay Don't need no work, I sleep all day Couch slouch, fuck off My mom don't like the way I live She says I take but I don't give My dad can't stand the way I am He says, "Damn it, just get up, man!" Couch slouch, fuck off Awaken now and then to eat and shit Don't go outside 'cause I don't fit Society's not ready for me Crazy assholes never will be They never will be!