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Don't worry guys

I'm sure this is the right thing to do

we'll just follow the formula and

our working days are through

heard thrash metal was back, still kicking,

going through its second wave

had an idea; we'll ride this trend and

get ourselves fat fucking paid

made in the shade - big money

we'll start a band, get us some fans

live off the royalties

it'll be so fucking easy - here's the plan

we'll rip off every single thing from

every single band we can

find some good riffs to steal with

commercial appeal

we'll sign a record deal then roll around

in our thrash money

take through notes on songs

exodus wrote

buy matching leather coats white hi-top

sneakers prove we're the real deal

lets all quit our jobs

won't need 'em any more

we'll be superstars soon

our foot is in the fucking door

we'll buy expensive cars;

pay for houses with cash

see the money ain't an problem because

now we're paid to fucking thrash

don't get me wrong,

we'll still hit the beer bong

but now we'll load it up

with dom and cristal

denim vests by gucci

just you wait and you'll see

as soon as the checks roll in

we'll have it all

my bank account is empty

so fucking hungry

things just aren't going how i would expect

my kitchen pantry's bare

nothing to eat there

somebody tell me where the fuck's my check?