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Well it happened in the month of June

The crew'd been partying since noon

The sun had not yet even sunk

But we were fucking drunk

The beast it called from deep inside

We knew there was no way to hide

Hunger creature attacking

Appease the foodening

Piled in the car and hit the streets

In search of eats on which to feed

The destination this epic day

The pizza buffet

$3.49

All you can eat pizza

$3.49

Pasta and eats at

$3.49

The price denotes the mark of the feast

We climbed across the buffet table

Devouring all that we were able

And when your average men would drop

We didn't fucking stop

We cleaned out the entire store

Pizza warriors, we righteous four

We razed and pillaged this delicious land

Buffet vikings

$3.49

All you can eat pizza

$3.49

Pasta and eats at

$3.49

The price denotes the mark of the feast

MARK OF THE FEAST!!! (4x)

The foodination was strong this day

And we annihilated the whole buffet

But when we asked the counter girl for more

She turned and pointed us to the fucking door.

PAY HEED TO THE SIGN!!

ALL YOU CAN EAT!!

IT SAYS FOR $3.49,

NOW OUR DEMANDS ARE CLEAR

IF YOU GET IN OUR WAY

YOU'LL PERISH ON THIS DAY

FOR NO ONE CAN CONTAIN,

THE FUCKING FOODENING!!!