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It came from on high

Its smoke filled the sky

Citizens were fried

Bluntacolypse nigh

50 stories tall

Smashing though the walls

As buildings did fall

They sent out the call

SOS!

The military, army, air force and marines

They all came through in full attack but could do nothing at the scene

This monstrous creature smashing, smoking, stomping through the streets

Had this effect that made them want to play video games and eat

It was a blunt

400 foot blunt

And their united front

Could do nothing at all; the enemy was too powerful

The smoke

Filled the air and made them choke

'Til their resolve was broke

Like laughing gas it swiftly knocked them on their ass

Get me the Awesome Party Squad

The mayor shouted into the red phone's receiver

Get me the Awesome Party Squad

They are the ones that we need to be here

Get me the Awesome Party Squad

This is essential to our very survival

Get me the Awesome Party Squad go!

At A.P.S. HQ the crew was being fly

When shining bright outside our window came the signal in the sky

We finished off our beers and ran out quickly to the van

Ready to aid and serve the public like only our squadron can

We saw a blunt

400 foot blunt

Standing right out front

Of city hall; the police could do nothing at all

Surprised

Could not believe our eyes

Impressed by its size

Hurried and scanned the scene as we devised a plan

We split into four groups; divide and conquer with our troops

Knowing that if we did we'd get it surrounded

Scaling up the building was key, we knew, and just the thing

Get up to its level and send it back to hell

Repelling down from on our ropes from up high was our only hope

To get into a position from which we could attack and win

We climbed up on the monster's back and swiftly began our attack

Were well into the fight and then it happened: a moment of Zen!