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Another beer for me? No thanks; already had one

I gotta work early, plus I don't like to have fun

Last Monday I was first one in and last to leave

No drinkin' on the weekend; love to work; need no reprieve

What the fuck?

Opposite Day

Is a fun game to play

Opposite Day

Saying things you'd never say

Opposite Day

Is it for real? No way!

It's Opposite day! Opposite day!

I'm real concerned about my 401k

Check the Dow like every hour and I shower every day

Politics? Now we're talking! How 'bout a debate?

But let's not stay too long 'cause church is starting; we'll be late -- oh no!

Opposite Day

Is a fun game to play

Opposite Day

Saying things you'd never say

Opposite Day

Is it for real? No way!

It's Opposite Day! Opposite Day!

Opposite Day

The scary thing is, some would say

Opposite Day

Their days are like this normally

What the fuck?