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They Say the trouble started with the setting of the sun.

When the city of St. Louis was attacked by a dragon.

He perched atop the arch and from this vantage point could see

the victims he would soon fucking devour on the streets.

and then the hellspawn struck!

The beast flew over south grand and started flaming up bars

thrashing patrons with his claws as they ran for their cars

the puny pathetic mortals knew they didn't have a chance

as he melted off their faces, they could only piss their pants

Meanwhile

Sir Odinkarr raised his voice to the night sky

he knew the day of prophecy was now nigh

He said "Before you in my armor I know stand"

"And the time of reckoning is now at hand."

The dragon narrowed his mighty eyes as slowly he stepped forward

while Sir Odinkarr reached to his back and drew out his broadsword

The battle that took place was foretold centuries in the past

each of these awesome warriors knew that it could be their last

the combat commenced

MASS BLOODSHED

odinkarr lunged and swung for the monsters head

AND SCORCHED FLESH!

but a single fiery blast could soon find him dead

STREETS FLOW RED!

A conflict set forth as the gods had willed

the steel of a man versus beast raged on

until one was deceased

this ancient prophecy has been

fulfilled