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In a secret underground lab

buried deep inside the earth

a group of our nation's top minds

are just clocking off of work

scientists in the field of weapons

grade agriculture

experimenting with ways to make

mulch a little mulcher

white coats

lab notes

and isotopes

glass tubes

plant food

disaster has begun

no idea what they've done

nothing to do but run

they're fucking coming

the janitor was mopping up

chem spills on the floor

when he unexpectedly came across

a secret door

he knew this was a matter of top security

but he stuck his head inside to

quench his curiosity

pot seeds

green leaves

on dead

bodies

fertile

food source

fast he started staling plants

grabbing up all he could

thinking "man this shit is

weapons-grade

you know it's fucking good!"

he ran outside with his arms full

"gonna get so fucking high"

he had no idea tonight was the night

he was gonna die

what the fuck was that?

that guy jumped out of nowhere

in front of the van

now blood and brains are everywhere

what's that in his hands?

can't quite see through the guts but

I think those are plants

the one thing we didn't know was

its necroponic weed

a demon plant that thrives by

growing on dead bodies

one hit; you'll know you've had enough

so we took the plants back to

the crib for more analysis

man we're gonna need a guinea pig,

I know, we'll just call fish

better run a couple tests just to be sure

this stuff is pure

cause the fact that its been glowing

seems a little sinister

so how is it, fish?

dude he hasn't stopped coughing

don't be such a bitch

look now his mouth is frothing

yo are you okay?

fuck, he just tried to bite me!

whoa, no fucking way!

think i know what this might be man.

its necroponic weed

one puff and that stuff will turn

you into a zombie

feeding on the living its a

morbid case of munchies

you just can't help yourself now

let's kill zombie fish please

before he bites again;

make sure that you decapitate the head

wood bats

sharp axe

made for

combat nunchucks

fish sucks

so we took care of fish

threw the plants in the ditch

its over the crisis has been averted