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come now and hear the tune

about a most excellent dude

king of the party, plain and simple

stabbed a ballpoint pen right through his nipple

an eggroll chef that inspires

he's a master artist with a deep-fryer

a caring man who's never rude

he's just a fucking righteous dude

he'll mosh his house to his favorite song

while terrorizing the beer bong

he'll never consider himself "too old"

no playplace too high, no creek too fucking cold

dj horsepower!....