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It's three in the afternoon and

you've got some time you can kill

before the party tonight

so you decide to just chill

your couch cushions spend some

quality time with your ass

while you turn on your tv, sit back,

smoke and relax to the

max - your body temperature falls

maximum - heart rate slows to a crawl

maximum overchill

max - your blood begins to freeze

maximum - brings you to your knees

maximum overchill

get up, lets leave this place

your party potential has gone to waste

the wimpiness shown here

should be a crime

when you chill this hard

it just wastes my time

your friends are worried

haven't seen you for days

while you've been couch-sloshed

smoked out in a videogame haze

the screen keeps on flashing "game over"

you're through

but its not just the game

its referring to you

what happened, you see, is inactivity

caused your very particle atoms to freeze

you're a block of ice, devoid of all life

frozen to your couch

dead by your own design