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Too fast to live, too dumb to die

Weapon of mass destruction fueled by bum wine

Combining alcohol with pure stupidity

A chuggernaut we call "Commander in Jeef"

Born to thrash

Chugs abandoned beers already filled with ash

While pissing in the wind

His naked ass

Exposed for all the world to see; he's fucking trashed

Let the party begin

It's headfirst off a trampoline

Out in public, make a scene

Roll around in broken glass

Kick some ass

One case down, crack another

Jokes about fucking your mother

Brain begins shutting down

Gonna level this fucking town

Hail to the jeef

3053

Hail to the jeef

3053

Waking up in your own urine

Last night but a hazy dream

Washing open wounds with bourbon

Squeaky clean

Wake and bake to help the headache

Infest to wake up your friends

Even though it's barely daybreak

Do it all again

'Cause fuck you!