Fuckin' a Nun Lyrics


I've got this nasty habit

I picked up when I was young

When I want something I grab it

And right now I want that nun

She was collecting for some orphans

"Could you spare some change, my son?"

Untarnished little trinket

And she looked like she'd be fun

Fuckin' a nun!

I'm fuckin' a nun!

And I'm gonna kill her when I'm done!

With hatred and resistance

She looked up at me above

With power and persistence

I gave her long forgotten love

I put the demon in her mouth

Where God's word was once supreme

Unprecedented cum bath

To a symphony of angels' screams

Fuckin' a nun!

I'm fuckin' a nun!

And I'm gonna kill her when I'm done!

I wrapped her up in plastic

Threw her body in the trunk

Quite a major hassle for a 30 second fuck

Just then, the plastic parted

And her stiff blue thigh began to show

I had to do her one more time

Cause a dead girl can't say no

I've got this nasty habit

I picked up when I was young

When I want something I grab it

And right now I want that nun

She was collecting for some orphans

"Could you spare some change, my son?"

Untarnished little trinket

And she looked like she'd be fun

I'll kill her when I'm done!