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(Christcycle)

Have you ever had the feeling you were losing your mind?

Totally lost, spiritually blind

If you're looking for a savior

Then I've got the trick

Christcycle - salvation on a stick

Salvation, as near as your grocer's freezer

For only thirty-five cents - redeemed!

Ejaculating on the floor of a confessional

Eat it quick, before it melts away!

Have you ever had the feeling you were losing your mind?

Totally lost, spiritually blind

If you're looking for a savior

Then I've got the trick

Christcycle - salvation on a stick

(Reaming the Pope)

Jesus, Mother Mary

I just found out

The Pope is a fairy

There's Vaseline in the Vatican

The bishops are at it again!

Bend over now, your lordship

Your father's coming home

They ream The Pope in Rome!