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Countess playing on his stereo

Cold beer in hand he’s good to go

The true metal life he is leading

Breaking the law forever speeding

Always overtaking on the right

Wimps and posers filled with fright

Thousands of tickets fill his trunk

He doesn’t care he’s much too drunk

Tyrant of the motorway

Like a maniac bouncing on his wheel

Banging to the tones of metal and steel

His speakers produce an awesome sound

The wheels of his car leaving the ground

Chewing endlessly on candy bars

While crashing into other cars

The product of Bavarian cooking

He’s not fat just healthy-looking

Tyrant of the motorway

Inviting little girls to take a ride

On the back seat they’ll spend the night

Perverted and sick he doesn’t like it clean

The Bavarian barbarian is rough and mean

Always overtaking on the right

Wimps and posers filled with fright

Thousands of tickets fill his trunk

He doesn’t care he’s much too drunk

Tyrant of the motorway