Instant Results Lyrics


I strip-searched a cop

fed my guests to a swine

took a shit on a seagull

and vengeance was mine

for an entire day

I barked at a dog

licked an old princess

till she turned to a frog

I adopted a flame thrower

it follows me around

I might need one more

for purpose abounds now

with instant results

built a catapult flinging handfuls of dirt at escape velocity into space killing the planet shovel by shovel without added drama but with pedestrian grace

why don’t we just go for broke

let’s pick up the pace

get something done

playing our ultimate ace

we’ve only just begun

let’s step up the game

time to have fun

shoot a Jupiter’s worth

of iron into the sun

- solo - Fountainhead

- solo - Bill Hudson

- solo - both

what would we lose anyway

idiots, thieves, murderers, liars

apes building statues to themselves

choking in their own ever-growing

fecal funeral pyre

- solo - Jason Gobel