I dedicate my griping bowels
To your crooked majesty
Jesus Christ you sickly dog
I aim my excrement on thee
Now and then I get a case of violent backdoor trots
Then I must release myself upon your feeble cross
Stomach starts to churn and groan, I feel my rectum pump
On the holy Christian book, I release my dump
Bowels of blasphemy, bowels of blasphemy
Bowels of blasphemy, bowels of blasphemy
Brewing in the depths of me is something quite absurd
Chunky stew of fecal hate, a slushy mass of turds
Pathetic cunt of Nazareth, I hold my deathless grudge
Crucifix below my ass, I drop my murky sludge
My insides lose control
From my ass I void my soul
Son of God, bastard fool
You will take the Devil's stool
I dedicate my aching hole
To your knavish majesty
Jesus Christ you dreadful shit
I void my bowels of blasphemy ... I void my bowels of blasphemy