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My father was a samurai

My mother was an astronaut but feel in love with an alien

I was taught to fight with a sword

I slaughtered everyone in my class

I wasn't caught

I am one with my sword

I can hide in the trees

And fly away like a bee

My brother is a ninja

My sister was a geisha  but choked on sushi

I am Shogun Ansjovis

I'm thinking of my dad and the men he killed

Son of Samurai my soul will never die

Son of an Astronaut I don't wanna know

Son of Samurai my soul will never die

Son of an Astronaut I don't wanna know