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I’m a well-oiled tuition machine

My brain is boiled and fueled by caffeine

Lonely pupils rotting in isolation

The Overlord deserves mutilation

Last Generation College Student

My only thesis is now proven

Last Generation College Student

Far from educated I am stupid

Student workers subjected to cruelest torture

The perfect soldier is trained to follow orders

Club meeting paid for with savage beatings

Pro student choices? Who knows the meaning

Last Generation College Student

My only thesis is now proven

Last Generation College Student

Far from educated I am stupid

Dear Penis Breath,

Your student body lungs

Are drowning in the flood

Your single wish is granted

You are the last, on this burning planet

No more useless classes

To siphon all my assets

Once you see your casket

You’ll hope your death’s the fastest

Beyond these screaming walls

The shadows grow long

The last noise you’ll hear, Is this bloody solemn song!

Last Generation College Student

My only thesis is now proven

Last Generation College Student

Far from educated I am stupid