Neighborhood hermit doesn't leave the house except for school
No overnights with friends, all I need is the tube and Dew
Oh those were the friggen days
Take me back to Friday night faps
I wrote letters with a blue dog
I had pizza with turtles and a rat
Take me back to Friday night faps
I only want the toons, fuck friends
I ate sugar cereal with a tiger on Saturdays
I only wanted the best for M.A.D. Cat
I preferred the Digi-destined cause they could devolve
I tried every Lucas before it got banned
I ate cheesy crickets from a hot dog stand
Take me back to Friday night faps
I only want the toons, fuck friends
