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3AM, tummy beckons your attention

More than a store, it's another dimension

7/11 holds the key to your hungies

Lightning fast I rummage through the chippy section

I stop and pause as I pass by their yum confections (mmmmm)

Finally, prepackaged microwaveable burritos

But when I get there,

THERE'S NO MORE

BEAN AND CHEESE?!?! RAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

"FUCKING BURN THE STORE DOWN THEN MAN"

I looked down and saw the convenience prophet

"DRINK ME AND GAIN THE STRENGTH OF THE SLURPEE GODS YOU PLEBEIAN"

I chugged and raged and ravaged through a varied selection of candy and nuts

I love 7/11 but hate their night-shift employees

Please restock the fucking store