Fucking "foodies" Eat my food, go home, and turn into the grim reaper Your words mean so fucking much, please tell me more You're a blight, you're a blight on the industry You're a blight, you're a blight on the industry Get to work, a real job, fuck out of my industry Get to work, a real job, fuck out of my industry 13 hour shifts almost every day for 10 years with no breaks just so I can feed your stinkhole and you can shit all over a complete stranger You aren't a food critic, you're a piece of shit You don't know shit about food and that wasn't seabass you fuck "No way this isn't frozen" Serve him the dish "Can I see the chef?" Serve him the dish "This is so umami"