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Late night alcoholic redemption

Culinary competition rejection

Pleas to quit falls on ears deaf

Through hatred create the ultimate chef!

By thunder and lightning

Beneath the moon

Wiring circuits

And cutlery

Pots and pans to form a man

A robotronic cooking fan

Programmed to cook, bake and boil

Runs on pure olive oil

The Cast Iron Chef!

In the iron kitchen

Turning up the heat

All six burners fired up

Never has been beat

No one cuts as fast as him

No one cooks so mean

Nobody can ever win

Against his pork n beans

Another night, another win

Continued victories

But no one ever could predict

The list of casualties

(An) error in the signal

Mistake - in the code

Frying of the motherboard

Caused him to explode

Grater in one hand six knives in the other

Attacking everyone in sight, slicing them like butter

Into the grinder go the humans, saves their skin for casing

Turning the handle, time for human sausage tasting!

His handles gleam

"Martha Stewart" they read

The last thing you'll see

Causing your death

THE CAST IRON CHEF

CAST IRON CHEF

CAST IRON CHEF