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Slide behind the wheel

two bowls of chili, down

Cruising on the freeway

I gotta push brown

No rest stops are near

Can't escape this Hell

Clench my ass in fear

This will not end well

Warning farts are fired

escaping from my anus

Beginning of the end

Unbelievably heinous

Eyes begin to water

vision starts to falter

Oh fuck my window is broken

I black out from the stench

Something evil came from my ass

my eyes water from this Hell gas

Smelled so bad I wrecked my car

into oncoming traffic!