Deep in my den, I survive on mtn dew Leveling my rogue and my mage Keep curtains closed, I do not want to see the world Fertile human females fuel my rage Hey! Deadbeat! You should do something besides Beat your meat! Get a job! You are fucking 32 and Still a huge slob! I can take him He is old Time for payback One thousand fold Fight your dad! Get out of the basement! Fight your dad! This is your house now! Fight your dad! Tried to make you pay rent! Fight your dad! Now this fucker’s going down! Who’s a loser now Not me I will disavow Family How’s it feel? You’re done, no longer the king You’ve been bested by your only spawn Still, my lair, downstairs, brings comfort to me I will not emerge until the dawn Hey! Asshole! Never beaten I still Have control! Still my house! I regret having children Now get out! Fight your dad! Get out of the basement! Fight your dad! This is your house now! Fight your dad! Tried to make you pay rent! Fight your dad! Now this fucker’s going down!