Christopher Columbus Was a Dick Lyrics


Sail the ocean blue, land on foreign rock

Forcing kids to suck his cock

Promising jobs, and other rewards

Instead he slays them all, puts them to the fuckin sword

Survivors were enslaved as whores

Forced to fuck the dudes on the santa maria

Others were dismembered just for fun

Rape - kill - rape, then back on the run

All of his life makes me fuckin' sick

Christopher Columbus was a motherfuckin' dick

We're happy that he's dead, cause he was such a prick

Christopher Columbus was a total fuckin' dick

Christopher Columbus was a

total fucking piece of shit

Sailed on home, slaves in tow

Treated them as live cargo

Raping all the kids, claimed himself a lord

Tossed their bodies overboard

Fear underdeck, the natives in chains

His sick desires, he ate their brains

Another voyage of raping, as he willed

Consuming the flesh, of those he'd killed