Carnal Crock Pot Lyrics


Peas, carrots, stock

Arranged in my crock

Garlic, pepper, squash

Stir and a slosh

One final piece

To this fuckin' feast

Your charred flesh,

Sliced and fresh!

Cabbage, radish, eyes

Mash and dice

Fingers and potatoes

Toss in some toes

Pluck all the hairs,

Drain the skull of fluids

Turn on the heat,

Almost time to eat

I let your body stew,

While I chop the veggies

About an hour then

The flesh falls from the frame

The bones are collected,

Recycled to make stock

Entrails used for casing,

"Sausage au Cock"

Brains boiled down

Thickened with fat

A noxious carnal roux

Simmer in the vat

Paired with roasted ass,

"Brain Matter Fondue"

Blood stopped in a glass,

Saved for au jus

My larder is empty

I'll run to the store

My human meat locker,

Behind the barn door

Drained, hooked, and salted

Primed for preservation

Select a choice cut,

Time for preperation

Baked in blood

Open flame spit

Carmelized cock

Sauteed in shit

Broiling brains and boiling eyes

Kidneys and spleens

Baked into pies

Organs removed,

Torso stuffed with herbs

Stiff disturbed