Car Door Dick Smash Lyrics


Driving drunk down the road crashing into shit

Pull over to puke by the White Castle exit

Close the door we don’t wanna hear you barf

Stumble over, slam it shut and FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I look down and my pants are undone

But where my dick should be is a gushing bloody stump now

SEVERED DICK TWITCHING ON THE GROUND

Fear takes hold and my face turns white

Take a step back and slip on my penis blood

BLEEDING OUT CLING TO LIFE

CAR DOOR DICK SMASH

NONE CAN SAVE YOU

CAR DOOR DICK SMASH

YOU ARE REAL FUCKED NOW

Car castration

CAR DOOR DICK SMASH CAR DOOR No more

Masturbation

CAR DOOR DICK SMASH CAR DOOR DICK SMASH