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When you need inebriated

One method is underrated

Hardly needs refridgerated

It gets you obliterated

Grab a bottle of malt liquor

Or grab two and drink em quicker

Double fist and here's the kicker

Five dollars can't get you sicker

Drink em down, smash em up

DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

Drink em down, smash em up

FINISH YOUR FORTY MAN

Forty fuckin ounces

liquor bounces off your brain

slam a colt 45 like lando

and then finish an old english and oh

shit this is kind of insane

forty fuckin ounces

cobra pounces and it strikes

if youve got forties grab em

and you know we'll have a magnum

and nobody will remember the night

When you're really strapped for cash

Other cheap booze is just trash

40s are the drink to thrash

Official beverage of Dick Smash

By the second you won't taste

That you're drinking toxic waste

Bottom's rough finish with haste

Puke it all up in a paste

GET DRUNK OR DIE