The Meanest Fish to Swim With Lyrics


who is lurking in the shadows?

mister albert fish

stalker in the skid row

mister albert fish

who is fond with little boys?

mister albert fish

also girls he did destroy

mister albert fish

the meanest fish to swim with!

religious preoccupation, self-harming mutilation

needleworked groins, rusty nail-studded bat and "fire in the hole"!

psychotic mania

Gray Man hysteria

no one is safe from the Werewolf of Wysteria

after all the kids you ate

such an irony that your fate

was to be grilled in an electric chair

he's everywhere, he just doesn't care

losing your genitals may not be fair

if you're a naughty boy, if he gets annoyed

your ass will become his favorite toy

from insolent voyeurism

to perverted piquerism

masochistic flagellation

cannibalistic infibulation

"When all was ready I went to the window and called her. Then I hid in a closet until she was in the room. When she saw me all naked she began to cry and tried to run downstairs. I grabbed her and she said she would tell her mama. First I stripped her naked. How she did kick, bite and scratch. I choked her to death, then cut her in small pieces so I could take the meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me nine days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could had I wished. She died a virgin."

(quote from the letter written by Albert Fish to the family of one his victims)

Speech: Graham Fraser

Background guitar solo: Tomy Laisto