(NECRONOMICHRON part 1) Exploring the polar regions Snow clad mountains loom behind jagged glaciers This scientific research expedition Has lead our team to wastelands yet to be explored The captain of our ship was in panic A strange green vegetation had inexplicably Started growing on his navigation tools Further tests concluded that they were Considered Dank Considered Dank Considered Dank Considered Dank Its rate of growth was highly alarming Spreading quickly over every surface of our ship Our team of scientists evacuated On several escape rafts to a nearby icy shore Attempts to contact help proved useless We had to find shelter from the frigid temperatures Two of us went out to scout the surroundings To find a way to survive in this cold Solo: Landphil We spotted something in the distance At the foot of a massive mountain An opening to a small cavern There could be safe haven within When we returned to report We saw snow splattered with gore The other team members were murdered There bodies were torn limb from limb The snow was red with pools of blood Spreading from bite marks in their skin How could this have happened? Terror began to set in Solo: Ralph Santolla Considered Dank Considered Dank Considered Dank Considered Dank I turned in time to see My former colleague Wielding a bloody knife Coming for me!!