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A good breakfast is by far the best way

to start another pillage and plunder day

And there is perhaps best breakfast than liquor?

And there is maybe best liquor than rum?

So I head to the hold with a satisfied smile

Bringing my greetings to sobriety

But I'll be damned if some infamous rogue

did not steal all the cans

CHOIR: Where hath th rum gone

Take out the loot right now

CHOIR: Where hath th rum gone

CHOIR: I wanna drink now

I need to drink right now

CHOIR: Where hath th rum gone

Where hath th rum gone

Where hath th rum gone

Bring me the culprit

Where hath th rum gone

Where hath th rum gone

No mercy upon him

I'm looking for the loot throughout the ship

Interrogating every man aboard

But they all seem to be dry like me

We may have been cursed by the gods of the sea?

24 barrels of Puerto Rican

We can not have them lost in this way

What would a pirate without rum?

I will find all the cans

CHOIR: Where hath th rum gone

Take out the loot right now

CHOIR: Where hath th rum gone

CHOIR: I wanna drink now

I need to drink right now

CHOIR: Where hath th rum gone

Where hath th rum gone

Where hath th rum gone

Bring me the culprit

Where hath th rum gone

Where hath th rum gone

No mercy upon him

Eventually I discovered

that the captain wuz to blame

so I had to go workin' sober and quiet

for the first time in my goddamn life

CHOIR: Where hath th rum gone

Take out the loot right now

CHOIR: Where hath th rum gone

CHOIR: I wanna drink now

I need to drink right now

CHOIR: Where hath th rum gone

Where hath th rum gone

Where hath th rum gone

Bring me the culprit

Where hath th rum gone

Where hath th rum gone

No mercy upon him