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Living in the shadow of your anabolic Cerberus

You blinded Golum creature feel strong!

Cheesy riffing pompous ass,

Bleeding Anal by „Berzerker´s Zorn“

You viking fool drink piss out of his horn

Swing the sword and fool the hordes

This ugly child Freya aborts

into the toilets of Valhalla!

There he swims, nowhere to go

going round and round like a 3 chord flow

Even your big boy makes fun of you

oh no….

Ruins, fake blood, commitment to old myths

Your appearance is ridiculous

The tent that you build around you is (way) over your head, oh what a comedy show

Welcome to the Bizarre Circus; a foolish knock-off

Emasculation by Thor´s hammer

caused his impersonation of drama

a narcissistic dwarf searching his place!

An evil Bilbo Beggins

tries to play some Viking riffs

with diarrhea in his leggings.

His big daddy comes to help

„tetzel´ing“ him like a fresh whelp

and takes a piece of the scat from his pants.

Still you think you´re the shit

treating your women like a candy bitch

You useless midget should just quit

Living in the shadow of your anabolic Cerberus

You blinded Golum creature feel strong!

Cheesy riffing pompous ass,

Bleeding Anal by „Berzerker´s Zorn“

You viking fool drink piss out of his horn

On your knees, you lick is ass

you stupid dwarf, you´re a jackass

you won´t get out of the toilets of Valhalla!

There you swim, nowhere to go

going round and round like a 3 chord flow

The whole world makes fun of you

wohoo….